Well, it's Father's Day on Sunday and we're helping you have a great spread as well as save some money
If you're firing the grill up and are looking for an appetizer, you can throw some Hot Italian Sausage on the grill and slice in medallion-size pieces and put next to some great mustard and you have an easy appetizer! Since you're going to have the grill already going for the Ribeyes and Shrimp, it should be easy.
Happy Father's Day to all Fathers out there who are paternal as well as men who have become like fathers to others!
As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY GOSH!!!" screamed the lawyer ............."My Rolex!"