We have some great specials to keep you warm this week including our Hot Italian Sausages, CajunAndouille (great for Jambalaya) and Buffalo-flavored Hot Chicken Brats! Those are all spicy sausages that go great in hot dishes to add great flavor and spice. Also this week we have Chuck Roasts, Pork Tenderloins and Stewing Hens (great for soup). This week we have our Chicken Wieners on sale as well. The Chicken Wieners are made of 100% Chicken, so anyone with allergies to Beef or Pork, etc. is great with these. They have about 1/3 of the fat as the Beef and Pork ones, but with all the flavor! Buy 1 or 2 or a couple dozen!
His name was Ole, he was from “da U.P. in Visconson'' ... And he wanted a loan.
So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer.
He told the loan officer that he was taking Lena to Paris for their honeymoon and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so Ole handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.
Ole produced the title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the backwoods sounding good ole boy from Wisconsin for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, Ole returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from The University of Wisconsin, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Keep an eye on those Wisconsin folks!
Just because we talk funny doesn't mean we're stupid.
