Happy Wednesday once again, Everyone! We're halfway through November already! So many holidays are on the horizon, and Jacobs Meat Market will be right here to help you celebrate!
For this pre-Thanksgiving week, we have some specials that you're sure to find appealing! They include Fresh All Natural Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, USDA Choice Sirloin Tip Roast, Jacobs Own Ring Liver Sausage, Wisconsin Longhorn Colby Cheese, Jacobs Own Mild Italian Sausage, and Meatloaf Approved Fresh Ground Pork! Something for everyone!
We're no longer taking special orders for Holiday Poultry, but we'll have plenty on hand so be sure to stop in for everything you need. We'll have all of our usual family-pleasing options, plus Fresh All Natural Turkeys, Turkey Breasts, Roasting Chickens, Geese, Capons, and Ducks! It's going to be a FANTASTIC Thanksgiving!
These specials are valid today, Wednesday, November 15th, through Saturday, November 18th... while supplies last.
Special Note: Our Thanksgiving Week Hours will be Monday & Tuesday 8 to 6, Wednesday 8 to 4, Thanksgiving Day Closed, Friday Noon to 6, Saturday 8 to 6, and Sunday Closed.
Tune in this week to see a re-cap of the weekly specials and to find out who won last week's contest! Will there be a new contest this week? AbsoLUKEly!
A man has a racehorse that has never won a race.
The man says in disgust, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."
The starting gate opens and all the horses take off running except for the man's horse, which is lying there asleep on the track.
The man wakes the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?"
The sleepy horse raises his head and says, "I have to get up at three in the morning!"
