Happy Last Wednesday of August, Everyone! Don't look now, but September is right around the corner!
Speaking of September... this coming Monday, September 4th, is Labor Day! Please note that Jacobs Meat Market will be closed on Labor Day.
But from today through Saturday, we've got these terrific specials! Jacobs Own Ring Bologna (plain or garlic), Jacobs Own Home-Cured Home-Smoked Bacon, Jacobs Own Loaded Potato Salad (delicious!), Universal Blinker Fluid (both Left and Right), Maple Smokehouse Marinated Boneless Pork Chops, and an amazing Buy Two, Get Two Free on All Varieties of Jacobs Own Frozen Brats!
As if all of the above were not enough, for Brats of the Week we're featuring Beer & Curd Brats and Cheddar Brats! YUM!
These specials are valid today, Wednesday, August 30th, through Saturday, September 2nd... while supplies last.
Tune in this week to see a re-cap of the weekly specials, Brat Talk, and to find out who won last week's contest! Will there be a new contest this week? AbsoLUKEly!
The inebriated man staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.
"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!!" slurred the guest.
"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?"
"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."
